Czech News Network (CNN) HQ

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Posted by Fruit, 24.09.2012 - 06:41

Information and History:

Czech News Network is a dedicated news service based in Prague, they have been serving the Czech area for over 200 years, their initial news service called "Sausages Daily" which reported on local Butchers and Slaughter houses for quality Sausage. Creator Václav Fruit II born in lower Bohemia passed down his legacy to Václav Fruit III whom turned the newspaper around and made it into general Czech news(now reporting on both Sausage and Pornstars). The Czech News Network was a very successful news outlet, however there was trouble afoot, "Slovakia Today" had expanded from Slovakian Sausages to Czech Sausages, and was now reporting on Czech pornstars as well. Luckily there was a fire which happened to destroy their HQ in the Czech Republic, many speculated that Václav Fruit III may have had something to do with it, however I can confirm he did not. Václav Fruit III passed away recently and left his possessions to his greatest of Nephews, Grand Vizier Fruit. As he had no legal heir, I was the next in line. I am happy to announce that today is the start of a golden dawn for CNN! Under my leadership we will be the #1 news outlet in all of AW, and will never forget our core values of Zizouism which will keep us from being corrupted like the other biased news outlets around.

Staff:

CEO and Publisher of CNN: Fruit
CFO(Chief Financial Officer): Aristosseur
Fact Czecher and public complaints officer: Vaglneer
Chief Editor: Pulse
Executive Editor: Barrymore
Columnists:
Vaglneer - Sports
Aristosseur, Fruit - Advice (feel free to send me a PM in hopes to get your questions answered in the newspaper in the next issue)
Carthias - Reporter
Reckoner - Reporter
Houdini - Weather, with a chance of sipping
and finally with our food columnist, Vaglneer and his KFC Korner

Staff positions are still available, pm me or post below for more details of open positions or to request a new one

tophat Posts: 3885 From: Canada	06.11.2012 - 18:21 tophat Lol'd so hard at "Phantom of the Pera" This is the only news network where I actually read every word, unlike the others where temptation to scroll down was severe. Fruit wins gg. ---- Don't trust the manipulative rabbit. Loading... Loading...
Mathdino Posts: 722 From: USA	06.11.2012 - 18:30 Mathdino Epic win. So what's my relation to Gardevoir, if Mathdino's just my last name? Am I like his great-great-great-great etc. grandfather/mother? ---- "If in other sciences we are to arrive at certainty without doubt and truth without error, it behooves us to place the foundations of knowledge in mathematics." -The Opus Major of Roger Bacon Loading... Loading...
Aristosseur zizonists Posts: 1486 From: Greece	07.11.2012 - 09:39 Aristosseur Written by Aristosseur, 12.09.2012 at 16:42 The Phantom Of The Pera Christine In game he wallfucked me In first turn he TBd That voice which calls to me And speaks my name And Pera's Awesome Team Game For now I find The phantom of the Pera is there Inside my game The phantom Play once again with me Our strange duel My power over you Grows stronger yet And though your turn did fail To transport marines The phantom of the Pera is there Inside your game Christine Those who have seen your turns Draw back in fear I am the mask you wear The phantom It's me they hear Christine (in duet with the phantom) Your spirit and my voice in one combined The phantom (in duet with Christine) My spirit and your voice in one combined Both The phantom of the Pera is there Christine (in duet) Inside my game The phantom (in duet) Inside your game Choir (very, very soft) He's there, The phantom of the Pera Beware, The phantom of the Pera The phantom In all your fantasy You always knew That man and mystery Christine Were both in you Both And in this labyrinth Were TBs are blind The phantom of the Pera is Christine (in duet) Here The phantom (in duet) There Christine Inside my game The phantom Sing! My angel of music Christine He's there The phantom of the Pera Christine starts wailing The phantom Sing... Christine continues wailing, and keeps on wailing after every sentence the Phantom sings The phantom Sing for me... Sing, my angel of music! Sing for me! ---- Afterwind Summer 1v1 Tournament Final Victory With music and annotation Afterwind Autumn/Winter 2v2 Tournament Final Victory Only music this time Loading... Loading...
Fruit zizonists Posts: 1654 From: Czech Republic	08.11.2012 - 15:28 Fruit Written by Mathdino, 06.11.2012 at 18:30 Epic win. So what's my relation to Gardevoir, if Mathdino's just my last name? Am I like his great-great-great-great etc. grandfather/mother? I'm sure he evolved from you, being a dinosaur and all. He must be a Draconian - It would explain a lot. ---- Written by Amok, 31.08.2012 at 03:10 Fruit's theory is correct Written by tophat, 30.08.2012 at 21:04 Fruit is right Loading... Loading...

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