Obama was correct

Earth is run by lizards


A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.

The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river.

At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.

He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!

The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.

He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"

The Monkey looks down and says "FUCK, DUDE....... how much water did you drink?"

Written by Guest, 28.12.2016 at 07:39

Atwar is run by stoners


Amok is sitting at his desk, smoking a joint, when Ivan walks past.

Ivan looks up and says to Amok "Hey! what are you doing?"

Amok says "Smoking a joint, and making a game come up and join me, my fellow immigrant brother."

So Ivan climbs up and sits next to Amok and they have another joint, while making the game called atWar.

After a while Ivan says his mouth is 'dry', and he's tired, and that he's going to get a drink from the grocery store down the street because the refrigerator's empty.

Near the grocery store, Ivan is so stoned that he leans too far over an open sewer and falls in.

Sun Tzu sees this and helps the stoned Ivan out of the sewer (it was a big sewer).

He then asks the Ivan, "What's the matter with you?!"

Ivan explains to Sun Tzu that he was sitting at his desk, smoking a joint with his brother Amok. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the grocery store, he fell into the sewer!

The inquisitive Sun Tzu says he has to check this out, and maybe join in. He walks into the building and finds the flat where Amok is sitting on his couch, finishing a joint and drinking booze.

He says "Hey, AMOK!"

Amok looks up and says "FUCK, DUDE.......chill already. Map editor is coming. But first lemme finish this joint first."

Fixed it for you

Written by Sun Tsu, 27.10.2015 at 14:16

And that kids, is how I met Amok and Ivan...

Obama is a negro.

Omg, this humor of RP players..... . .. . . . . ...

Written by Croat, 28.12.2016 at 20:07

Omg, this humor of RP players..... . .. . . . . ...

Stopped playing RP before you even joined this game. But by all means if it comforts you to join in on this classic band wagon joke then go ahead... didn't help you when i smashed you with a basic t3 rush last cw tho.

Pretty sure obama was left