LilD's Back (In game rap battle)

I used "Reporter" account in this battle and the other person said it was ok if I posted this. I also have Barrymore and Kaliraa disses ready so PM me if you want to see those.


Ending of round 1:

Kubalionzzale: reporta', get on the stage, show your mothafuckin' rage, flip-flop, lip lock on my dick that shit drop, you gonna rap my way, ok? XD
Reporter: I'm unstoppable like a colossal beast on a beat, I deliver more dirt than a homeless grovel, It's now possible, but ya bitch gave my whole town dome like that new Stephen King novel
Reporter: You used played wordplay. Cigarette jokes, come on bro. You got nothing but forced flows. Ya'll never get an applause, when you rap, there's a pause like we're waitin for Morse code
Kubalionzzale: i take a beat, i rape it , i take a beat , i shake it, i take your head, i blow it, i look my rap, i flow it , i punch your head and throw it
Kubalionzzale: this was something like experimental XD
Reporter: ur gay to even say its played wordplay in the first place, quiet wait... ur mom say ya masturbates over minors on myspace, no facebook she old look im cold as a ice age, fast pace
Reporter: make my fist phase her face, piss in a vase n give your mom a taste
Kubalionzzale: i slay your arm, i want to harm, who' da ya to talk to my motha',i will fuck your momma rather, now i'm your father, and you have never see me masturbate, you're too late, you have like billion faces
Kubalionzzale: that hate ya ..... XD
Reporter: I speak and lecture this cross dresser. You talk guns, but couldn't handle the street pressure, I'm back man. Ya like a clown. Ya a joker then I hope ya disappear and die like Heath Ledger
Reporter: I'm too fresh. Dude yes. There's no way that this faggot can touch me, Because he types like this, with periods everywhere in the bar like wasted chicks havin' a monthly
Kubalionzzale: i'm done, ya'r number one, and i will challenge you later hun
Reporter: I put my dick in yo mouth so yes i'm cummin at yo throat, AK anna 9 so I call you gunsmoke, ok now i'm done with dat wack shit, cus I am lyricaly fat bitch, Forever #1 like Kanye's last hit

Start of round 2:

Reporter: Like a song I just linked you i'm goin beastmode, I cook dis beef shit like I eat some, An I can compare you to a wack nameplay like "Flopsin" (Hopsin)
Kubalionzzale: i drop my shitta, and i figga, all you have is beastmode, for some feastmode, you have beef, in bathroom i have relief making lunch for your stomach and mouth
Reporter: i'ma lyrical cannon to yo trash tier bar so thats the reason you blast me, Cos this rape from me ta you is gettin u happy,
Kubalionzzale: your rappin' is da crappy, you tryin' to blast me ? you gonna get done, by the K U B A master one, but I ain't no done, Hun' get da idea how to rap and try in da rap to make da step
Reporter: I FLEX BEAMS.. ya homie put TECHS IN RIHANNA'S GUT.. the last time you PRESS KEYS.. was TEXTIN YA MOM 'WASSUP'! Then later takin da LilD up butt
Kubalionzzale: my mom ain't no talkin' to a asshole fools, i have my own tools, that i use on your mom, and that is the whole day fun
Reporter: Nah, YOU ain't about the life homie, You never touch triggas, An when u want sex, you just fuck a nigga
Kubalionzzale: nigga, i have my finga' on tha' trigga', so figga' that if nigga is boring, i can kill a nigga
Reporter: Honestly you couldn't have rapped if it wasn't for the word nigga, I mean you worse then Future when he sing UHHH, an forreal u just make me laugh, HA!
Kubalionzzale: how couldn't i say nigga when you a nigga, Figga' once, that if on stage, i would let my rage, i woulda get jumped on ya, i woulda get pumped for ya motha', and then fuck ha'
Reporter: bro...ya last verse that i JUST READ?' i said this CHUMP DEAD' if i DUMP LEAD, FUCK LEV...cus your just a lower 'level'... always lookin up to my bars' like BUNK BED, i mean,..in every game..level 1 i
Reporter: is the weakest round? so what the HELL U TRYING TO BE? beef? if u EVER TRY IT WIT ME?..headshot!.. flatlines, is the only LEVEL LINE WE GON SEE..
Kubalionzzale: no, and i don't wanna try, i don't wanna get you shy, cos then you woulda see, what is gonna be when you fuck with me
Reporter: yo can u try a bigger rhyme? I mean through actually throw a multi wit a quicker line, now you have audacity to say u have bigger balls than mine? I mean you and barry couldn't beat me if ya'll combin
Reporter: combine*
Kubalionzzale: i ain't no make a longer shit style, i have my own style, i ain't not knowin' who da Barry is,So don'+t fuck him with me, peace, and i ain't no havin' that long "mothafucka'" style , bye stupid guy
Reporter: you wanna know?...WHAT IM GON DO TO THIS GEEK?, let the SHOTTY BLOW OUT HIS KNEES, doctors like' 1 shock to his chest', now they gon have to restart you like a CALL OF DUTY PRESTIGE
Kubalionzzale: player, become a prayer, cos i am gonna kick you with my puma boot, with my puma foot,My anger is like a Tiger's anger, slanger tryin' to get a danger, so don't be on my radar and don't me on range-a
Reporter: U beat me?...listen BROTHER ITS A DREAM...calm down ' cus JAMAICAN-ME mad'..so ima be GUNNIN WIT THE BEAMS...bolt action, scopes blastin..i said.. aint shit COOL' when im 'RUNNIN' FOR YA TEAM
Kubalionzzale: Bolt and Blake, what da stake, you gonna fuck me with your of tha world rap, come one step up, and rap the real fuck up!
Reporter: Ok I know u don't rep dat life, You have no real G strife, now u tink just cus its a rap I'ma be nice? U crooked like slant real I ironic thing is I beat while smokin on Ice
Kubalionzzale: nice, ice , throw a dice, cuz on all the numbers i am gonna beat da hell out of your shoelice(you know what i mean XD),try to make a point, not just put word randomly, smoke da joint, prepare it with
Kubalionzzale: da knife, and get da fuck out of my life
Reporter: Ya still gassed up like a gas chamber. I'll quickly pass Level One like I was a fast elevator, I'ma a mass flamer. I'm throwing words filled with grenades. Why don't you ask a hater? put u ina coffin
Reporter: now see ya later
Kubalionzzale: ya hata', try to diss me lata' , i got tha' faith'a , you still on level one, rap diss done, so fun,i don't know what to say so i'm gonna run
Reporter: So what if you can rap with da same word, Just to murk you it takes one blame word, Continue da battle an i'ma get ya wit a slang word, or betta yet a slant word
Kubalionzzale: your word couldn't drop me, couldn't flip-flop me, i stand up i got back up , gonna fight like a cheeta', you need to have fear'a
Reporter: Don't u get dat ur name will forever be in my bed flip-tionary? you spit as many wack rhyme like as many pubes on balls so yes u hairy
Kubalionzzale: fliptionary, doping control, you have a shit flow, just to tell ya',i don't wanna fear ya, i'm from the central west and dat is why i am tha' best
Kubalionzzale: central west -.-
Reporter: I am numba 0 cos u no competition, I seein ya wack lines don't pretend i'm not listenin, Cos deep in ya pants is the only time u fistin
Kubalionzzale: fist ballin', trust ballin', fallin' from a sky, fly like a papagai(something like this XD) and i say goodbye XD
Reporter: ya see I only drop pro bars while u under supply, Just like i'm an angry hunter watchin while u pretendin ta fly, Put da trigga with one last word, GOODBYE!

I want to battle to.

Oh look it's some retards attempting poetry.

sorry you will never dethrone barrymore

Who is Barrymore?

I still think Norakai won it all with the following poem:

Roses are red,
watches are gold.
Get on your knees
and do what you're told.

Just saying.
Also, Barry was great, too ; )

Roncho won. k

Written by nonames, 27.10.2012 at 16:01

Oh look it's some retards attempting poetry.

sorry you will never dethrone barrymore

I've already dethroned Barrymore. In the short 5 months I spent experimenting with my style of rap a better freestyle has been the outcome. What you call poetry is simply too easy for me now. I've mastered the rap "bar" form and "multis." I've even done what I call "net rhymes." Hell even if I wanted to I could do an eminem style rap. I do favor the newly formed "LilD" rap flow though. If you were wondering my rap style is multis and slant rhymes mostly. Its a bit harder to do net rhymes off the dome so I pretty much keep that in my songs. And when its a "rap battle" its not about poetry at all. Even though I used a bit of poetry in that rap battle its basically a waste of time that won't make you win. When you rap battle its about the punchlines and rhyme styles you use while keeping the flow steady. To make it simple if your punchlines are more personal its gives you extra points. To see my example google "Hopsin Disses." Pay attention not only to his rhymes but what he's saying. Obviously its hard to make personal when you don't know the person but that's what basic punchlines are for. "Hopsin: Lets kick it raw, Fuck Novi Novak, He's a bitch for sayin my name and I hope he knows that, His flow is so wack with his dossy doe swag, Lil B's level is 1, but yo level it goes below that, Don't be so mad, cuz this is yo fate, yo music don't push no weight, How Hopsin got more fans then you and yo state? You so fake." The rest of that diss against rapper Novi Novak is more personal. This was just the more basic one. So please, when you as much about rap as I do. Then challenge my brain. I have to admit I'ma natural at this shit. What took Hopsin 10 years to do it practically took me 3 years to do. I've literally become to used to my rap style its almost become a 2nd way of speaking. As if I can describe anything in a rap. My range of topics is far passed what it used to be.

May the Lord have mercy upon you. For sure we won't.

Written by Guest, 28.10.2012 at 02:43

May the Lord have mercy upon you. For sure we won't.

I don't get what your trying to say here...

So, Reporter, you are saying you are better than Hopsin?

Written by Guest, 28.10.2012 at 13:37

So, Reporter, you are saying you are better than Hopsin?

I never said that at all. I just said it took me less time to reach that level of understanding.

Written by Reporter, 28.10.2012 at 15:56

Written by Guest, 28.10.2012 at 13:37

So, Reporter, you are saying you are better than Hopsin?

I never said that at all. I just said it took me less time to reach that level of understanding.

go to sleep, you know that no one wins here.
just me and my rhymes. lol

ROUND 2

I could call Barrymore or Kaliraa to easily tear this "level of understanding" apart, but I wouldn't want to bug them, they don't need to deal with someone who has already lost. Your bed has been flipped too hard already.

Written by Desu, 28.10.2012 at 23:19

I could call Barrymore or Kaliraa to easily tear this "level of understanding" apart, but I wouldn't want to bug them, they don't need to deal with someone who has already lost. Your bed has been flipped too hard already.

Hey, in defence of LilD, his rapping has definitely improved since the rap battle tournament days. Some of the jokes were actually quite clever, and for the lyrics, I have to say LilD won this one. (Also who the heck is Kubalionzzale?)

In response to the discussion on poetry, this is most definitely not poetry. Barrymore and Kaliraa are far better at writing poetry and lyrics, while LilD could rap them to hell in real life. That's why it was tough for me coming up with winners in the rap battle tournament; poetry and rap just aren't the same things. Barrymore wasn't writing rap, which, to us (non rappers), made him seem better. Kubalion here actually is writing rap, and his falls short of LilD. Personally, my world is poetry, so I don't think I have a right to criticise LilD's flow.

Cmon, give LilD a chance. He's not that bad now; seems you're judging him based on past experience with him.

Written by Desu, 28.10.2012 at 23:19

I could call Barrymore or Kaliraa to easily tear this "level of understanding" apart, but I wouldn't want to bug them, they don't need to deal with someone who has already lost. Your bed has been flipped too hard already.

I actually want you to call them so I can kill them with multis and slants. Maybe crack a joke or 2 while doing it as well.

Written by Mathdino, 29.10.2012 at 06:32

Also who the heck is Kubalionzzale?

He's just someone I found when I said "Who here raps" came. Few minutes later we started rap battling.

Written by Reporter, 29.10.2012 at 08:36

Written by Mathdino, 29.10.2012 at 06:32

Also who the heck is Kubalionzzale?

He's just someone I found when I said "Who here raps" came. Few minutes later we started rap battling.

noob, go and call your boss lilD to play 1 vs 1 againts me in a 5k game lol

Written by Tundy, 29.10.2012 at 18:05

noob, go and call your boss lilD to play 1 vs 1 againts me in a 5k game lol

*Facepalm* ...I am LilD... And since I have PD I would be happy to do a 5k game.

Written by Reporter, 30.10.2012 at 08:51

Written by Tundy, 29.10.2012 at 18:05

noob, go and call your boss lilD to play 1 vs 1 againts me in a 5k game lol

*Facepalm* ...I am LilD... And since I have PD I would be happy to do a 5k game.

You fake LilD, hdrakon real LilD

Written by Tundy, 30.10.2012 at 13:23

You fake LilD, hdrakon real LilD

Mfw... No, he has never been LilD. Just uses that name to piss me off. But he can no longer use it. Now let me get back to my life being a meme.

Sorry guys but you will never ever beat this cat in a "rap battle".

Written by Guest, 31.10.2012 at 17:53

Sorry guys but you will never ever beat this cat in a "rap battle".

Xaxa dat fake Hip hop. Shits easy to beat bro. xD