The Worst of The Worst

Ok guys, you know I "NEVER" complain about stuff, lol, but I was thinking we could come up with some new terminology in the wake of our mutual pvprage. I list below, my proposals for terming types of shitty allies to have in a game, in top 3 format.

3.The Switzer-bitch: You know the shit Switzerland pulled on France during WWII? These motherfuckers pull it all of the time.

2. The whack-a-troll: Remember that noob you just pwned for the third time? He's back, and this time he is New Zealand.

1. The Friendly Fuck You: Ok, I saved this cocksucker for last. "hey, I'm moving by to help you out on your battle front, then turn 13 everything you owned left empty turns the color of your ally and all you can do is click the E and paratroop his ass later.

I know you can counter most of this noobary, but seriously, why the fucking fuck, do you people exist?


Got ideas? I'll come up with more too.

Written by Director Aries, 15.02.2016 at 22:40

Ok guys, you know I "NEVER" complain about stuff, lol, but I was thinking we could come up with some new terminology in the wake of our mutual pvprage. I list below, my proposals for terming types of shitty allies to have in a game, in top 3 format.

3.The Switzer-bitch: You know the shit Switzerland pulled on France during WWII? These motherfuckers pull it all of the time.

2. The whack-a-troll: Remember that noob you just pwned for the third time? He's back, and this time he is New Zealand.

1. The Friendly Fuck You: Ok, I saved this cocksucker for last. "hey, I'm moving by to help you out on your battle front, then turn 13 everything you owned left empty turns the color of your ally and all you can do is click the E and paratroop his ass later.

I know you can counter most of this noobary, but seriously, why the fucking fuck, do you people exist?


Got ideas? I'll come up with more too.

Anything else than team game or duel is an invitation for frustration

Written by Director Aries, 15.02.2016 at 22:40

Ok guys, you know I "NEVER" complain about stuff, lol, but I was thinking we could come up with some new terminology in the wake of our mutual pvprage. I list below, my proposals for terming types of shitty allies to have in a game, in top 3 format.

3.The Switzer-bitch: You know the shit Switzerland pulled on France during WWII? These motherfuckers pull it all of the time.

2. The whack-a-troll: Remember that noob you just pwned for the third time? He's back, and this time he is New Zealand.

1. The Friendly Fuck You: Ok, I saved this cocksucker for last. "hey, I'm moving by to help you out on your battle front, then turn 13 everything you owned left empty turns the color of your ally and all you can do is click the E and paratroop his ass later.

I know you can counter most of this noobary, but seriously, why the fucking fuck, do you people exist?


Got ideas? I'll come up with more too.

on the first reinforcements turn you take a province buy 1 militia and never move it.

I know how to defend it, it's just the point that these fuckers are stealing games from noobs who don't know any better, and who will probably quit playing because they get screwed over all the time and don't know how not to. Because noobs. I just think it's game cancer, I also hate first turn wallfuckers, those pricks can rot in hell. The last time a motherfucker did it to me, I didn't even cap him, I made him suffer teh slow death of TA.

Latejoining as Iceland.

Written by Zenith, 16.02.2016 at 09:39

Latejoining as Iceland.

what is the name for it?