Things you should never do in Afterwind

Let's start a list

1. Turnblock with your general
2. Forget to wall your cities when facing learster
3. Pick Portugal as a counter to France

4. Start in Hawaii
5. Leave a neutral country near your capital.

6. Allyfag.
7. Leave your cap empty.
8. Use tanks with GW, unless clever ruse.
9. Not wall your cities.
10. Use Tank General.
11. Use Lucky Bastard.

1.Never trust to you ally
2.dont drink uzo when you play probably you will lose
3.dont insuling players .you can make jokes with him using only good words example(tophats make newtraps)
4.dont duel players if in you home country have weatherstorm you internet conection will lag and plug also there 10%chance to lose electrical power result lossing duel.
5.dont join whole vagineer world you general will be killed by vaginer militia
6.dont use gw spain in cw you clan will lose
7.dont use marines to make deff walls .you city will be captured
8.dont sent you airtransport alone he will crash
9.dont sent you sea transport alone in bermuda triangle you will never see that units again
10.this is most important.if you lose game dont follow or latejoin player who captured you capital.let him alone and write gg
one player latejoin me for one week to give me beck he dont sucess and give up and just write gg avatar see you next week

Written by avatar, 22.04.2012 at 00:25

7.dont use marines to make deff walls .you city will be captured

You can't make defense lines with stealth.

Although this has already been said...
Never, I just mean never leave your caps unwalled unless you're either INCREDIBLY good or just want to lose.

1 dont ally lowsky unless desparate

'1 dont ally lowsky unless desparate'

what the fuck did i do

1. don't allow rejoin
2. don't let your transport ship vulnerable
3. don't play scenarios

12. play Naval Commander with Turkey
13. leave your citys empty so that allied players(in teams) can capture it
14. make Stomach angry
15. forget about "troll day"

16. forget about how useful fiji, iceland , greenland or far east russia are
17. underestimate a latejoiners amount of reinforcements
18. refuse a CW (jk I know you will ; ) )
19. forget about whole country bonus
20. play non-100+ cities games
21. play games with rares on anything besides "none"
22. assume that guy next to you isn't going to attack you
23. take LilD seriously lololol

24. Have a pizza in the oven while playing a hard fought game. You will forget about it.

25. Act like you know everything.
26. ^ Say it out loud.

Written by learster, 24.04.2012 at 07:41

24. Have a pizza in the oven while playing a hard fought game. You will forget about it.

Lol that sucks.

25. Have any sort of meal cooking while you're playing. You'll either lose or burn your food. (complementing Learster's)

27: Don't first turn attack as a country with 1 city.

28: Don't underestimate any player.

29: Make a list about what not to do on AW, now less new people will make these mistakes that we can laugh at :p

Written by DEVINURDOG, 24.04.2012 at 16:34

29: Make a list about what not to do on AW, now less new people will make these mistakes that we can laugh at :p

lol.

30. use marines or tanks

Written by the equalizer, 24.04.2012 at 21:10

30. use marines or tanks

I think you just offended all the MoS users like me.
I use marines ALL THE TIME and I swear they're really effective.

31. Record your Afterwind game. You will forget about it and end up filming the porn you watch too.
32. Lose to Gardevoir
33. Talk to gradeoir
34. Think this is rule #34
35. Even acknowledge Gardevoir being on Afterwind at all
36. Send ally requests to fruts
37. Pick close to Iran (I will rape your fucking face unless you are TDFall)
38. Pick Iran
39. Listen to Himmler
40. LATEjoin with India (Did this once)

(Just kidding Gardevoir, I don't hate you (yes i do))

41. be friends with fruit

42.playing the game while you know there's gonna be something in an hour or so
43.use GW in europe while fighting asia
44.pick a 4000 dollar worth country or so in a 5000 dollar game
45.conside zizou asa great player who plays fair and has a life
46.let someone live right when you're about to kill him,if he tried to fight you,belive me,tried once,got backstabbed when i was about to win

47. Latejoin in a one-city country that gets attacked the turn you join
48. Beg for a VAGlNEER award
49. Fall into TopTraps
50. Play against avatar with Macedonia
51. Leave a 3v3 on the first turn (I will latejoin you to death)

52: Play as China when I'm around. (I will put up a decent fight for it, and even if you do manage to beat me you'll be an assload behind every other player)

Written by Houdini, 24.04.2012 at 00:15

23. take LilD seriously

53. 1v1 Houdini cos AoW players are better

53: Lose.

54.be a sore loser!

55. Start or sign a petition unless the petition is about adding natebro medals.

56. Use Blitz in a 1v1