Church of TopHats

Ok?

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Written by tophat, 21.05.2012 at 17:08

~SUCH WISE WORDS!~

Wat

I've seen him get beaten though...i've never been in a game where he has won...(ive only been in one game with him)

He is using czech tactics, what was edited out was TopHats losing badly to zizou

Why do you fake so much TopHats?

Wow Toptraps, you're like a rebirth of me.

Saw this game. Wasn't as epic as it should have been. TopHats beat zizou then disconnected claiming "I have done what I came to do". At the time it wasn't looking all that good for TopHats anyway, everyone else was attacking him. I'd really like to see these 2 1v1 but that'll never happen.

Why so many TopHats stereotypes?He is like the Chuck Norris of Afterwind.

Written by WinterAnomaly, 22.05.2012 at 20:45

Why so many TopHats stereotypes?He is like the Chuck Norris of Afterwind.

No, more like the Andy Dick of Afterwind.

Written by Garde, 22.05.2012 at 20:46

Written by WinterAnomaly, 22.05.2012 at 20:45

Why so many TopHats stereotypes?He is like the Chuck Norris of Afterwind.

No, more like the Andy Dick of Afterwind.

I say he's the Benjamin Franklin of Afterwind. All smart and full of humor.

Written by learster, 22.05.2012 at 14:07

Why do you fake so much TopHats?

it's not fake. zizou said this. counterpart took the screenshot

Written by Counterpart, 22.05.2012 at 18:17

Saw this game. Wasn't as epic as it should have been. TopHats beat zizou then disconnected claiming "I have done what I came to do". At the time it wasn't looking all that good for TopHats anyway, everyone else was attacking him. I'd really like to see these 2 1v1 but that'll never happen.

This ^

Written by tophat, 22.05.2012 at 21:23

Written by learster, 22.05.2012 at 14:07

Why do you fake so much TopHats?

it's not fake. zizou said this. counterpart took the screenshot

Just like your rank, and your post count aren't fake, right? Did Counterpart happen to take a screenshot of those too? /disgusted

Written by Garde, 22.05.2012 at 21:45

Just like your rank, and your post count aren't fake, right? Did Counterpart happen to take a screenshot of those too? /disgusted

Yes actually

In all honesty though I could see why you'd be mad about the forum post thing because that's your thing but I don't think you could really say much about rank considering... you know... you don't actually play... like at all...

Honestly Gardevoir admit it. The only reason you don't like TopHats is because you look up to Fruit and his gang and you're trying to fit in. Funny thing is you seem to be throwing around more hate than anyone when it's not like you actually talk or play with TopHats at all.

Written by Counterpart, 22.05.2012 at 22:57

In all honesty though I could see why you'd be mad about the forum post thing because that's your thing but I don't think you could really say much about rank considering... you know... you don't actually play... like at all...

Honestly Gardevoir admit it. The only reason you don't like TopHats is because you look up to Fruit and his gang and you're trying to fit in. Funny thing is you seem to be throwing around more hate than anyone when it's not like you actually talk or play with TopHats at all.

"Look up to Fruit". I seriously had to lol at this. I'm my own minority, I used to have a personal hatred against Byzantia, but the I took a ban to the account. I knock on TopTraps because he's constantly made bad impressions on me and my friends, maybe if he wouldn't shitpost or knock away randoms I'd have a higher opinion of him and your klan. Also, i'm not "trying to fit in", I already have my own place here; Massive forum whore with no life. kthxbai

>be Gardevoir
>tell other people not to shit post
>in the same sentence as "I'm my own minority"

When I see one of your posts I want to punch a million years of semantic evolution for giving you the words to express your opinions. Between you, Yoba and Lild the Afterwind forums have become a cesspit of DO U PREFER PEPSI OR COKE terrible opinion threads and WHY ISNT THERE A CANAL SO YELLOWKNIFE CAN BE A NAVAL POWER? terrible game suggestion threads that for some reason you genuinely believe Afterwind needs.

Every time someone suggests something and you feel the need to link to one of your old threads that suggest the same thing I need to be physically sick. It's almost a reflex these days, a pavlovian response because when I've been trained to assosciate one of your posts with the need to vomit everywhere. No one has read all of your threads and it's almost a statistical inevitability that if someone suggests anything that you will have already made a thread about it that you relentlessly bump because it's not enough that people have to read your original post, you believe that if people don't respond to it then they must have simply missed it. They didn't miss it, they just don't think that Chad needs another city. Protip: If a thread cannot sustain momentum without your assistance then it should be left to die.

My issue is that your sense of entitlement is enormous and you've a boundless enthusiasm for suggesting the most pointless threads. The two together mean you post a lot of shit then expect other people to actually care about it. Other peoples enthusiasm for suggesting improvements to the game is usually kept in check by the little voice that says 'Nah, that's a crap idea'. You lack that voice and in my opinion you should lack the ability to post or at least be given a monthly post limit that you cannot exceed.

I don't want you to misinterpret this as me admitting a grudging respect for the success you've had at forcing your shit down my throat, it's not.

P.s. I'm not even mad. It's just not kind to let you go on this way.

Written by Barrymore, 23.05.2012 at 14:07

>be Gardevoir
>tell other people not to shit post
>in the same sentence as "I'm my own minority"

When I see one of your posts I want to punch a million years of semantic evolution for giving you the words to express your opinions. Between you, Yoba and Lild the Afterwind forums have become a cesspit of DO U PREFER PEPSI OR COKE terrible opinion threads and WHY ISNT THERE A CANAL SO YELLOWKNIFE CAN BE A NAVAL POWER? terrible game suggestion threads that for some reason you genuinely believe Afterwind needs.

Every time someone suggests something and you feel the need to link to one of your old threads that suggest the same thing I need to be physically sick. It's almost a reflex these days, a pavlovian response because when I've been trained to assosciate one of your posts with the need to vomit everywhere. No one has read all of your threads and it's almost a statistical inevitability that if someone suggests anything that you will have already made a thread about it that you relentlessly bump because it's not enough that people have to read your original post, you believe that if people don't respond to it then they must have simply missed it. They didn't miss it, they just don't think that Chad needs another city. Protip: If a thread cannot sustain momentum without your assistance then it should be left to die.

My issue is that your sense of entitlement is enormous and you've a boundless enthusiasm for suggesting the most pointless threads. The two together mean you post a lot of shit then expect other people to actually care about it. Other peoples enthusiasm for suggesting improvements to the game is usually kept in check by the little voice that says 'Nah, that's a crap idea'. You lack that voice and in my opinion you should lack the ability to post or at least be given a monthly post limit that you cannot exceed.

I don't want you to misinterpret this as me admitting a grudging respect for the success you've had at forcing your shit down my throat, it's not.

P.s. I'm not even mad. It's just not kind to let you go on this way.

Last time I checked, you and many of your cohorts have done many of the same things I have without any sort of success. Don't put the forum-shit on my back, I link my old threads to make the mods job of cleaning up and making sure there are no duplicates easier. Your vision is an Afterwind where the forums are cluttered apparently. I post a lot because it's what I do. Maybe your clan should have a monthly limit on how many hours it can play or stay online. I never wanted Yellowknife to be a naval power, I wanted the north to be more important, seeing as blithering European fools such as yourself refuse to play on anything other than the Old country, and on occasion the Far east and dirty Afrika. Barry, if offtopic shitposts have any sort of meaning to you, then you should be very accustomed to it; your clan started the churches, which I find a cancerous sore on this game, seeing as it's supposedly a "funny" reference for anything, when in actuality everything that you and your clan type have no meaning behind it at all, and their only use is for confused aggravation. I'm sure after this you'll put a quote of me somewhere, or tell Fruit or some useless predator to start harassing me or anyone with me in-game, just to shove your e-pen0r in more faces. I see why you're not a mod now, you're very intelligent, yet not even you can take the slightest hint of sarcasm or decisive wordplay. Maybe you should go join LilD in his sarcasm thread, you could learn a thing or two kiddo.

Written by Garde, 23.05.2012 at 12:45

Written by Counterpart, 22.05.2012 at 22:57

In all honesty though I could see why you'd be mad about the forum post thing because that's your thing but I don't think you could really say much about rank considering... you know... you don't actually play... like at all...

Honestly Gardevoir admit it. The only reason you don't like TopHats is because you look up to Fruit and his gang and you're trying to fit in. Funny thing is you seem to be throwing around more hate than anyone when it's not like you actually talk or play with TopHats at all.

"Look up to Fruit". I seriously had to lol at this. I'm my own minority, I used to have a personal hatred against Byzantia, but the I took a ban to the account. I knock on TopTraps because he's constantly made bad impressions on me and my friends, maybe if he wouldn't shitpost or knock away randoms I'd have a higher opinion of him and your klan. Also, i'm not "trying to fit in", I already have my own place here; Massive forum whore with no life. kthxbai

But i haven't done anything to you. You've hated me since day 1.

Hmm, you've put me in a difficult situation. You've replied to my post however you've not really raised any counter arguments, you've just implied that a cabal of European nationalists are the reason for Europe being the default tourney map and said that because 'Church' threads exist and a member of my clan started a few of them then I am personally responsible for them and it entitles you to post whatever you want.
But go on then, I'll give it a go...

You're confusing things my clan does with things that I do. If I left Byzantia right now what would your point be? I'm in this clan because they're fun to be around not because I'm a sycophant that agrees with everything they say and do.

My gripe is the quality and quantity of your posts. Your suggestions are about small things; canals and cities (For someone who seems to believe I can't detect wordplay, you seem pretty unaware that I was using your mannerisms to satarise your mannerisms. I'm fully aware you haven't suggested Yellowknife be a naval power although Pascal's Wager would suggest you're more likely to have suggested it than not) that really don't matter, a simple post is pretty much all the attention they deserve. They don't need discussion because they're not contentious enough to debate.

Now, as you're aware there was a turnblocking change a few weeks back. Not content with the official announcement thread and the unofficial complaint thread, you felt that what afterwind needed was a thread dedicated to your opinions on it. And then another thread complaining about your inability to beat SM post update (the natural conclusion being that SM must be the problem and not that the game had fundamentally changed and you hadn't kept up to speed).

I'm not interested in quoting you or ruining your game experience because I don't need to. You're so in everyones faces that every individual reading this can think of a case that they remember where you've been obnoxious in this way.

Also kiddo? I'm 22 and I'm a teacher.

I'm closing this thread that leads nowhere, besides pointless personal discussions.

I will close any "church" like thread from now on, same if the old ones are bumped.

Discuss ideas, not people.