Sascha caught stealing Christmas [Photo+Video]

This thread will lay it all out for you - how Sascha, our beloved AtWar moderator, has officially ruined Christmas for the entire Germany. All it took was some digging and connecting the dots. Brace yourselves, because the truth is even crazier than the rumors.

It all began when I casually checked Sascha's profile, don't ask why (I have a thing for Germans in power):


Nothing unusual at first, right? But then I went to check the former members of the coalition and this is what greeted me:


A coalition named Albanian Mafiia? Are you kidding me? Hitlerian purist moderator in the Albanian Mafia? Something was off. Naturally, I went back to his profile to take a closer look. Remember Sascha's unique trophy?

Written by Croat, 29.04.2021 at 18:51

That's when I noticed the unique trophy Sascha had in his possession is missing:


At first, I thought maybe Sascha is not a nazi anymore. But no, it was optimistic thinking. When tempest wrote a topic about wanting playoffs back, Sascha did not even think to mention Thanksgiving. This got me thinking - why does Sascha hate holidays? I am not moderator so I can't check the following statement - but some players asked through /help why were they banned for congratulating Christmas last year?
Who bans players for writing Merry Christmas in chat? SASCHA, apparently. That's who. I decided to test him in the public chat. During my test, I needed to take a phone call. Guess what happened when I returned?


What was he censored for? Is Dave, the Trumpian warrior for protecting Christmas and family values, our owner, censoring Sascha's Christmas hate?. But wait, it gets worse. I did some light Googling - typed "Sascha atWar Christmas" - and THIS is what came up:



Those Santa dolls? Their arms are doing THAT. Someone explain this! I reminded myself he once bragged about being a fan of vintage music, so I searched "Sascha Christmas songs" and... no words:


It's not just the dolls. He's full-on recording himself singing Erika next to them.

Still not convinced? Fine. At this point, I realized I had to dig deeper. Typed "Sascha Claus conspiracy" and found this:


He's planning to replace Santa with himself. This is no joke anymore. Sascha is confirmed to be leading an anti-Christmas movement right under our noses.

I am convinced.

Been on this game for quite a while,and can honestly say this is the cringisest post I've ever seen.

Sascha is west slavic

I'd upvote and laugh if someone else had posted this

Written by Augustus Caesar, 27.11.2024 at 12:49

I'd upvote and laugh if someone else had posted this

This thread will lay it all out for you - how Sascha, our beloved AtWar moderator, has officially ruined Christmas for the entire Germany. All it took was some digging and connecting the dots. Brace yourselves, because the truth is even crazier than the rumors.

It all began when I casually checked Sascha's profile, don't ask why (I have a thing for Germans in power):


Nothing unusual at first, right? But then I went to check the former members of the coalition and this is what greeted me:


A coalition named Albanian Mafiia? Are you kidding me? Hitlerian purist moderator in the Albanian Mafia? Something was off. Naturally, I went back to his profile to take a closer look. Remember Sascha's unique trophy?

Written by Croat, 29.04.2021 at 18:51

That's when I noticed the unique trophy Sascha had in his possession is missing:


At first, I thought maybe Sascha is not a nazi anymore. But no, it was optimistic thinking. When tempest wrote a topic about wanting playoffs back, Sascha did not even think to mention Thanksgiving. This got me thinking - why does Sascha hate holidays? I am not moderator so I can't check the following statement - but some players asked through /help why were they banned for congratulating Christmas last year?
Who bans players for writing Merry Christmas in chat? SASCHA, apparently. That's who. I decided to test him in the public chat. During my test, I needed to take a phone call. Guess what happened when I returned?


What was he censored for? Is Dave, the Trumpian warrior for protecting Christmas and family values, our owner, censoring Sascha's Christmas hate?. But wait, it gets worse. I did some light Googling—typed "Sascha atWar Christmas" - and THIS is what came up:



Those Santa dolls? Their arms are doing THAT. Someone explain this! I reminded myself he once bragged about being a fan of vintage music, so I searched "Sascha Christmas songs" and... no words:


It's not just the dolls. He's full-on recording himself singing Erika next to them.

Still not convinced? Fine. At this point, I realized I had to dig deeper. Typed "Sascha Claus conspiracy" and found this:


He's planning to replace Santa with himself. This is no joke anymore. Sascha is confirmed to be leading an anti-Christmas movement right under our noses.

Written by Augustus Caesar, 27.11.2024 at 12:49

I'd upvote and laugh if someone else had posted this

It's a you problem I am afraid

Written by temp, 27.11.2024 at 13:26

Bro this is a little cringe but I laughed a bit thanks for the funny post!

My laugh will be delivered in 5-7 business days

Sascha mom is such a nice lady