The battlerap game

2 lines, you insult the guy above you.

1: insult
2: have rhymes

i'll start

also, quote less pls

Sorry tirpitz, but Prussia belongs to POLANDball now.
your mom dances on a pole ya'll know

You suck dildo and also other purple dildos

Tirpitz, know and now don't rhyme.
I'm happy to point out your rap failings anytime.

Acquiesce, apparently your the most light-hearted mod
uh.. Oh... You didnt hear me say anything, while i go back to play some CoD

Okeleuk, you play COD? you disgust me more than your fear,
try some battlefield instead of posting your linguistic shit here

Tirpitz thinks hes master of rhyme?
excuse me while i go back to clean up his slime.

King? You don't have the bling
How about you stay on Bing

Oh, I know how to deal with you bigots,
Say, would you like a counter-rankist riot?

This last fools rhyme
is an international fuckin crime
you guys are wasting time
im in my prime
and your not worth a dime

so go on take a seat
cuz you'll be admiting defeat
from this beat, im in heat
im from the motherfuckin streets

So tirp, dirp, buuuurp
better not come and attack me
and that goes double
...for that little bitch acqui

Goblin sure can rhyme
he is sour as a lime
but when it comes to skill
he's as good as dr. phil
Everytime i ask you to play
"Sorry bro I can't stay"
You're just afraid of me
and say you gotta go
I'm gonna end that agony
and make you play tic-tac-toe

Sure bro
made a game
so lets play
Dude get in -
oh what ur A - F - K?
And suddenly your tired
or your house is on fire!!!
Maybe you should retire
you dirty little liar

IT'S GOBLIN! IT'S GOBLIN! What do I do?!
Eh, Nothin much might as well be battling a pile of poo
He thinks he's all tough with that ELO
when actually all he does is B-L-OHHHHHH
Im Bruce Lee
Aint no one have a chance battling me!

Knez

Another to bother
And all he does is stutter
Boards dont hit back
but i do and i hit harder

Ur not tough or fast
as was Bruce Lee
But i float as a butterfly
and i sting like a bee!

YOOOOO!

He we go again
Prepare for meet your end
Just typed "Goblin" on Facebook,
You have zero friends!!!

Written by Goblin, 19.12.2014 at 06:25

So tirp, dirp, buuuurp
better not come and attack me
and that goes double
...for that little bitch acqui

So Gob, you wanna start a fight?
disclaimer: my rhymes got bite!
I can tell from your rap game, you're not very bright
Your game is feeble and your words, they are shite!

Gona go soft
dont get mad
dont get this locked
but that was so bad
Just Go home and
stick to rock

definetly maybe
go and put some oh-asis
But wait thats not real rock
real rock is
shit like Elvis

Zizou is coming
Look busy

Written by Goblin, 19.12.2014 at 20:11

definetly maybe
go and put some oh-asis
But wait thats not real rock
real rock is
shit like Elvis

I'll freely admit, I'm a rocker not a rapper
But Elvis? Get real that guy died on the crapper!

By now you feel desperation, a Croatian's frustration
If you've any self-preservation, mail me your resignation

I won't say I'm a God
Not like Zizou (a fraud)
But as a mod, Gob you should know
I can see through your facade.

Written by Acquiesce, 19.12.2014 at 21:40

Written by Goblin, 19.12.2014 at 20:11

definetly maybe
go and put some oh-asis
But wait thats not real rock
real rock is
shit like Elvis

I'll freely admit, I'm a rocker not a rapper
But Elvis? Get real that guy died on the crapper!

By now you feel desperation, a Croatian's frustration
If you've any self-preservation, mail me your resignation

I won't say I'm a God
Not like Zizou (a fraud)
But as a mod, Gob you should know
I can see through your facade.

Ma nigga

Written by Acquiesce, 19.12.2014 at 21:40

Written by Goblin, 19.12.2014 at 20:11

definetly maybe
go and put some oh-asis
But wait thats not real rock
real rock is
shit like Elvis

I'll freely admit, I'm a rocker not a rapper
But Elvis? Get real that guy died on the crapper!

By now you feel desperation, a Croatian's frustration
If you've any self-preservation, mail me your resignation

I won't say I'm a God
Not like Zizou (a fraud)
But as a mod, Gob you should know
I can see through your facade.

Holy Zizlar guide this misled lamb unto the feild o your loving grace, oft, for he beset by false prophets.

I pray for you Acqui

You claim Zizou is real. Dude, get real
Stop eating those drugged banana peels
look, here's the deal. Bactria gonna war you and Fruit too.
You dig your spoon into empty bowls you got taxed ever since you were a fowl
You're nothing but a play-doll
Open your eyes, before every Zizouist including you dies
Time flies, you'll be dead before you say 'bye''

You say your Bactria - looks more like bacteria...
come down with ebola - so now we stay clear o' ya,

play with your dolls, gettin' off in the shower,
for an hour, you cower, in raw Zizou power.

Written by Guest, 20.12.2014 at 09:42

You claim Zizou is real. Dude, get real
Stop eating those drugged banana peels
look, here's the deal. Bactria gonna war you and Fruit too.
You dig your spoon into empty bowls you got taxed ever since you were a fowl
You're nothing but a play-doll
Open your eyes, before every Zizouist including you dies
Time flies, you'll be dead before you say 'bye''

I'm coming down
To kill this rankcist clown
So excuse me if I sound rough
But enough is enough
It's time someone calls out this big big bluff

You should take your bacteria shit
And stick it right up your clit
Then go home
And suck your leaders tit.
Cuz you ain't fit
To spit
These lyrical rhymes.
You should shiver fear
As I uncover your crimes.

Written by Milton Friedman, 20.12.2014 at 16:12

Written by Guest, 20.12.2014 at 09:42

You claim Zizou is real. Dude, get real
Stop eating those drugged banana peels
look, here's the deal. Bactria gonna war you and Fruit too.
You dig your spoon into empty bowls you got taxed ever since you were a fowl
You're nothing but a play-doll
Open your eyes, before every Zizouist including you dies
Time flies, you'll be dead before you say 'bye''

I'm coming down
To kill this rankcist clown
So excuse me if I sound rough
But enough is enough
It's time someone calls out this big big bluff

You should take your bacteria shit
And stick it right up your clit
Then go home
And suck your leaders tit.
Cuz you ain't fit
To spit
These lyrical rhymes.
You should shiver fear
As I uncover your crimes.

Are we still trynna play this? cause I'm pulling out the stops
Someone remind shorty here who's the one still on top
I hit harder than ten of you, if they were all combined
Try me again I'll for sure beat two for twice at all times!
If your verses are this weak I'd hate to see your gaming piece.
When you're always getting beat, I wouldn't bother complaining to me
I'm bringing in shells, Ima call this sailing
If you think this is a storm, it has barely started raining.

Two lines, that was Tirpitz' instructions.
Your disregard to format will lead to your destruction.

International your rhyme has zero game,
you should just try to hide your shame

You can't talk about shame, 'til you clear your own name,
Your format is fine, its those verses so lame.

Now that it's Christmas, a gift from who knows
Be it Santa or ladies, stay away from the ho's.

Is your best effort seriously just picking on the Dutch?
Fight someone your own size and let OKELEUK from your clutch.