Epic Rap Battles of History!!!

Epic Rap Battles of History!



Post them here

Example

Or you could just find them on YouTube.... That could work too...

But yeah these are my favourites

Even More!

Where the fuck is Barry V. LilD???

It wasn't a battle it was rape.

Written by Barrymore, 10.04.2012 at 18:21

It wasn't a battle it was rape.

This is how you classify your loss?

Written by Barrymore, 10.04.2012 at 18:21

It wasn't a battle it was rape.

British White Guy v American Black guy in the 2012 Rape off

Y U NO USE LOGIC BARRY???

Don't forget I also use Jamaican slang

But... Barrymore actually posted a recorded rap lol

Written by Counterpart, 10.04.2012 at 23:34

But... Barrymore actually posted a recorded rap lol

That one wasn't for me. His match was with Stomach Ulcers. Mines with VAGlNEER. I'm just talking about our last rap battle (I am undefeated bro)

Written by Counterpart, 10.04.2012 at 23:34

But... Barrymore actually posted a recorded rap lol

That one wasn't for me. His match was with Stomach Ulcers. Mines with VAGlNEER. I'm just talking about our last rap battle (I am undefeated bro)

Lol kk. Didn't know what was up

Well we've already had one rap battle Lild, remember that one we had in the main room? Yeah the one where I demolished you? (P.s. I'd be happy to do the same again if you want something more battley and doesn't take 4 months for a single rap to be posted). And in the event that we meet in the final of this rap tourney it's likely to be the same result. Just look at the relative quality of our raps. Mine is five verses, constant rhyming patterns and it actually makes some degree of sense. Yours is 11 lines (and that's including the line 'Oh' I'm generously including) and includes such gems as 'I'll beat you like a bell' and 'I'm flipping like a bed'.

I would also like to quote Kaliraa:

This was just a parody, this whole thing. I'm not even rapping, I'm just using rhyming couplets.

Frankly I've just written a poem (which is what quality rap music is; poetry to a beat) and the poem has taken a massive shit on what you call rap.

Written by Barrymore, 11.04.2012 at 05:11

Well we've already had one rap battle Lild, remember that one we had in the main room?

I recall me winning this...... But I'll be happy to kill you over and over again. (I found a dictionary)